Rachel Berkowitz

Dear Hypocrite: An Advice Column

it doesn't matter whether monogamy is backwards and oppressive - O.P.P. (other people's pussy) - I should try to be better or improve myself or look better or have abs etc - suppose I fail to seduce my therapist - I went to grad school in the humanities because of general malaise - I have no firsthand experience with your situation because I am a born capitalist